The Friday Night Special, Part II
Posted in Racing by Laura TingleThis week’s interviewee is Michael Lovato. Michael got the same set of questions as Amanda, but next week’s interviewee got a new round of thought-provoking, gut-checking, soul-searching questions.
LT: Do you ever feel like your athletic accomplishments are overlooked, because people are so focused on your looks? Kinda like how people dont realize that Brad Pitt is a great actor, because they cant see past his super hot bod.
ML: This is not really a problem for me. My athletic accomplishments are far more impressive than my looks. I know this because I’m asking people about it all the time. I don’t lack self esteem, but I do fish for compliments on occasion. It’s not uncommon for me to approach someone with the question: am I one of the best looking people you know, or one of the best Ironman athletes you know? Normally they chose the latter. I assume they are being truthful. And I think Brad was way better looking when he was married to Jennifer Aniston.
LT: Have you ever been arrested? Feel free to elaborate.
ML: Yes. When I was thirteen years old, I was arrested for breaking and entering. I didn’t really break anything, but I did enter the neighborhood elementary school one weekend. Turned out that wasn’t as impressive to my girlfriend as I was thinking it would be. By the way, she was with me at the time. And we broke up soon after we were released from the clink..
LT: If you had to live your life as a legume, which would you be? (I will save you the time of looking up “legume,” that means a plant of the ‘pod family’, veggies, beans…I know, because I just used dictionary.com)
ML: I’m quite familiar with the legume, as a common translation for the word vegetable in Spanish is legumbre. These words share the same latin root, so they are what we in the teaching word refer to as cognates. I secretly want to be a linguist, but if not given that choice, I’d have to pick the lentil. They pack a lot of flavor for such a small legume.
LT: If you could put an Ironman race in a new location, where would it be?
ML: Austin, Texas. This is a hotbed for the sport, and the terrain would offer a challenging course, with plenty of good scenery.
LT: Would you rather have a pet squirrel, monkey or penguin?
ML: Monkey. No question about it. Most primates are pretty smart, and I just read that some chimpanzees out performed some college students on a memory test. Leave it to the English to come up with a test like this. My goal would be to teach him how to do my laundry. And maybe even the dishes.
LT: Have you ever hit a prairie dog while riding your bike?
ML: Not yet, but I imagine it’s inevitable.
LT: Anything else you would like to add?
ML: When I first met Amanda, I could not tolerate the idea of a dog sleeping in my bed. Nowadays, when we travel, I miss having our Jack Russell, Luna in bed with us.

