Tempe, AZ = Blow-up City, USA
Posted in Racing by Mark VermeerschAfter my tremendous blow-up earlier this year in CdA, I (naturally) figured that I should try my hand at the silly distance that is Ironman yet again. Thus, Ironman Arizona was the goal for the end of the season and training began in earnest in mid-July following my recovery from CdA. Also, my brother (“Fat Matt”) was coming out to watch, so I was uber-pumped.
The days leading up to the race were chill, the only downfall was that I had a sore throat…fortunately, I diagnosed (by looking in the mirror) that it was a canker-sore. Given my extended knowledge of the field of medicine due to my strong grades in my sophomore (in high school!) biology class, I ignored it. Giving that it is STILL bothering me (~10 days later as I type) perhaps I should go get it checked out?!?
Race day morning was boring, though my bagels from the hotel had hardened overnight into stones of death:
I chowed down, losing no teeth in the process and survived to race start.
Though the air temperature was brisk, I was pleasantly surprised when jumping into the water (~62 degrees) that it felt warmer than the air. I proceeded to place myself near the front of the swim pack. The swim went off without a hitch, though I think I settled down a bit too early and probably swam a bit crooked. However, still managed another 58-and-change swim so could not complain.
After a blazing transition, I rolled onto the bike course planning to chow down a billion calories on the first loop (of three), while “just chillin’” and keep the effort easy, but constant. Though I had some stiffness in my back, after stopping at mile 18 to crack it, the stiffness lessened. My splits for the bike course were ridiculously even, at 1:45-and-change for all three, leaving me with a 5:16 bike split (and no penalties!). The only thing I was frustrated by was how flat this course was (relative to CdA) and the fact that I biked the exact same time. Oh well. Whatever. CRUSH the run.
Taking off on the run, I felt alright and strolled through the first mile just under 6:30. A little quick, so I held back and dropped mile splits between 6:40 and 6:50 through the halfway point. Around mile 5 or so I picked up one of the Pros, Gudmund Snilstveit (from Norway) who was going for his country record of 8:40ish. We proceeded to run together for for about 10 miles (chatting about the fact that I’m doing Norseman next year; he called me insane) and he drifted back a little bit, so I said “crush it” and kept plodding along. He stayed reasonably close through my second lap, as I checked on him here-and-there, and was happy to find out later (from my brother) that he got his national record with an 8:38! He also told my bro “Tell your brother thanks for pushing me.” I couldn’t have been happier. A quick snapshot around where I picked up Gudmund:
Back to my run…I ran pretty consistently (though slightly slower) through mile 16 or so, dropping down to about 7:00 and was preparing to pickup the pace a bit for the close around mile 22-23, hoping for a ~3:00 mary. Alas, it wasn’t to be. Around mile 21 I started to feel LIKE SHIT. I was crushing the coke, stopped by the can (I couldn’t pee), eating cookies, oranges, more coke, water but was still feeling crappy. I walk-ran to an aid station around 22.5 and proceeded to stumble around, unable to grab anything the entirety of the aid station (a feat-in-and-of-itself if you know how long these aid stations are). After getting through the aid station, a volunteer stopped me and asked if I needed anything. I responded “sugar”. The next few moments are a blur…
The EMT’s came by, asked me how I was doing, what my name was, etc. and though I knew the answers, I struggled to respond quickly. I then felt a little weak and felt myself begin to fall and the EMT saying “He’s goin’ dude”. The next thing I know they took me on a stretcher into the ambulance and shaking extensively, leading to them asking if I had a history of seizures. I was able to respond no. About 20′ later we were sitting in the hospital room and I was beginning to make inappropriate jokes as my brother arrived (after being called by the EMT). The EMT asked “Do you remember passing out dude?” I was shocked. I SWORE I maintained consciousness the WHOLE TIME, but he reiterated, “Yeah dude, you passed out a couple of times.” Ridiculous. And I still SWEAR I was conscious the whole time.
Now, before I go, a litany of mad-props:
- Timex Teammates Victor Zyemtsev (3rd overall!!), Dave Harju, Marie Danais, Daniel Brienza, Luis Alvarez and Juli Fiocca for their late-season racing crush-fest
- Buddy Thomas Gerlach for a great pro debut
- My coach Mike Lavery, who has been very supportive throughout the past couple years, bringing me to the athlete I am today (not the non-finishing one; the occassionally-finishing-fast one)
- My little brother Matt (senior in high school), who is actually not fat and owns the Vermeersch family record in the mile (but not real races like the 2-mile)…it was his first tri as a spectator and I believe he is planning on coming to Norseman for Round II in a continuance of his lackey duties…
- Team Manager Tristan Brown and Team Mechanic Doug Berner for their great work
- Gudmund Snilstveit, for attaining his Norwegian national record
- The volunteer who yanked me off the course
- The EMT’s who stole me from the volunteer and made sure I didn’t take a further trip down the rabbit-hole
- The doctors and nurses who helped nurse me back to health in the ER
- And for those of you who’ve actually made it this far reading–mad props to you too!
What an adventure. A national record. A trip for my bro. A trip to the hospital. All in one race! The unfortunate thing is that though I don’t think I drank enough on the bike (they put two bags of fluid in me at the hospital) I feel as though the rest of my race was smart. Perhaps my nutrition was off? Did my pre-race beer the night before have something to do with it? Was I really THAT dehydrated? Not having anything to point the finger to and say “Ah-hah, that’s it” leaves me frustrated. I’ve had a mental blow-up in an Ironman (CdA) and a physical blow-up in an Ironman (Arizona) in two attempts. Will I ever get it right?!?
However, that is why we race. To learn. Learn how to get it right. Learn how to live…live life to it’s fullest.
Until next time, peace…














































