If it ends at the brewery, I’ll take it
Posted in Racing, Team Humor by Laura TingleConsidering the racing season has arrived, and all of my body parts are in good working order, I decided to do a race. I weighed my options and decided that a local half marathon that ends at a local brewery would fit the bill…especially since it was my birthday week! I know what you are thinking, “well, that is a recipe for disaster,” but actually, no. If the race had started at the brewery, that would have been a recipe for disaster.
So anyway, I got up early, did the thing, and set off on the hour drive to the race site. I was about half way there when I thought, “I wonder if that gas station has slurpees.” So, I stopped, walked in the gas station, and lo and behold, it was not one, but TWO mullets. Maybe when they got married they decided to skip the rings and get mutual mullets of eternal love instead.
After the completely unnecessary stop, I forged on towards the race. I rocked out in my car, and ignored the voicemail message beeping coming from my phone. I already knew it was my running partner wondering what my excuse was for being late this time. Slurpees, duh.
I made it to the race site in time, ran the HARDEST half marathon of my life (seriously, 1,000 feet of climbing in the first 2 miles), finished 2nd overall, and had an excellent birthday afternoon complete with friends, burritos, beer and an afternoon nap on my friend Brandon’s enormous bean bag chair thingy.

